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http://www.omegle.com
i przydziela Cie automatycznie do rozmowy z kims. To nie sa boty, tylko normalni ludzie i kazdy jest dla kazdego obcym.
Dobra beke mozna odpierdalac.
Wklejajcie co lepsze rozmowy
przyklad z insomni:
Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: from/
Stranger: ?
You: Poland
You: u?
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You: hey
Stranger: im a girl u
You: i am a shemale
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You: hello
Stranger: hi there
You: from?
Stranger: germany
Stranger: and you?
You: i am from Poland
You: i stole your car
Stranger: LIE i can see my car from here
You: u live on the street?
Stranger: no
You: well actually
You: i am half jewish
Stranger: so?
You: do u organise a camp this year?
Stranger: what camp?
You: a camp where i can concentrate with my mates
Stranger: dude... you are an idiot
You: PWNED
Stranger: -.-
You: at least i am not german
temperatura spada
Zmieniony 2009-06-09 03:06:06 przez DarkBlood
nie, nie było
co nie zmienia faktu, że zajebiste ;d
Zmieniony 2009-06-09 03:12:58 przez Arcanos
newfag
Zmieniony 2009-06-09 03:17:03 przez voytas_
#1
You sir, are and idiot.
było, sam zakładałem topik ;]
mam lepsze!
You: hi!
You: MAN
You: DUDE
You: HOMIE
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i jeszcze jedno!
Stranger: hey
You: HI MAN
You: DUDE
You: HOMIE
Stranger: facebook
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You: HI Man
Stranger: 20 m
You: DUDE
You: HOMIE
You: 20m?
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:/
You: hi
Stranger: im a dude with a big dick... if you wanna sex with webcam you can give me your msn, yahoo, or aim ;-)
You: hi
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: heei :D
You: hooo! ;o
Stranger: what ? :D
You: SWAT?
Stranger: umm ?
You: mooo?
Stranger: turpa kii lehmä :D
You: ta , ty tez ssij pałe
Stranger: i don't understand your gibberish.
Stranger: :D:D:D
You: you say you're jewish?
Stranger: no ?
You: I just said that you don't understand cause your jewish
You: you're*
Stranger: .....
Stranger: i'm chirstian, not jewish
You: don't lie , you're jewish
Stranger: hahah i'm not :D
You: of course you are
You: you just said it
Stranger: new testament rules (;
What is the velocity of an unladen sparrow?
co to znaczy?
#18 to znaczy ze ktos Ci z monthy pythona pojechal :P
jaka predkosc osiaga nieobciazony wróbel ;p
W 20 Soulfly(DUNE) napisał:
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Jakie przyspieszenie :]
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: What is the velocity of an unladen sparrow?
Stranger: 7 feet/sec
Stranger: well
Stranger: what color?
You: thank you
You: hmm
You: black&wihite
You: a bit of green
Stranger: well if it was laden it might be faster
Stranger: but its unladen..
Stranger: so 7 feet per sec
You: ok, thanks
You: bye
Stranger: no prob
ja tam 2 miesiace temu poznalem kilka azjatek oraz argentynke z ktorymi do dzis na msn mam kontakt i mysle, ze niedlugo na vodzie z ligi bedzie mozna zobaczyc napis "NW Power" bo koreanka czasami tam bywa :P
Stranger: hey im Jannah, 16 female from malaysia.
You: what is malaysia ?
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Stranger: hi 20 m CA here, i want to cam2cam with a girl
You: i want to cum on u
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bylo i tam sami brazylijczycy siedza xd
jak pisze ze jestem z polski to wszyscy uciekaja. wymyslcie mi jakis fajny kraj.
kurwa , trafilem na podrywcza geja ;o
jak z estonii to mi napisze ze cock tastes good
napisalem ze Bóg go kocha i poszedl , kanadyjczyk :D
hi, 21m you ? i 90% disconected
Stranger: I'm agent Smith.
My partner, agent Wesson is behind me.
We have it on record that you have been searching for child pornography.
You realize this is a very serious offense?
You: why is he behind you?
You: what is he doing?
You: is he inside you?
You: right now?
Stranger: it´s no joke
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Zmieniony 2009-06-09 13:41:44 przez Kakau
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m f
You: hi
You: im from netwars
You: znasz makiego ?
Stranger: m f?
You: ile masz ludzi na f l ?
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;o
Stranger: hey
You: hi 23m, you ?
Stranger: from?
You: netwars
You: you ?
Stranger: starwars
Nargil
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Rozjebalo mnie to ;]
C.D. w sumie nudne
You: you a jedi ?
You: or amidala ?
Stranger: jedi and u
You: I'm a zerg overmind
Stranger: one of the best jedis
Stranger: oh, u want to teach me something
You: of course. what's you apm ?
Stranger: i don't know. u can measure that for me
You: how fast are your fingers ? how many actions per minute can you do ?
Stranger: i can do 184621acions per minute
You: well not bad. I think thats enough. What do you want me to teach you ? Flanking ? Harrassessment ? Dropping ?
Stranger: Harrassessment
You: what do you want to harrass ?
Stranger: teach me the best
You: and what are your toys for it
You: mutalisks are ok ?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: oh, the army is coming
You: So you need to bind em together with a drone, clear for now ?
Stranger: i am going to fight them, bye my master
You: so they stay in a tight group
You: don't loose too many of the swarm!
Stranger: ok i know ww www wwwwwwwwwwwwww
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You: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: diane? michelle?? katsumi??????
You: michelle
You: and you?
Stranger: cecilia
You: nice
You: ur b sexual?
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: damn
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: hi
You: m
Stranger: are u gay?
You: nooo ...
Stranger: bi?
You: nooo ..
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
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Zmieniony 2009-07-09 05:35:06 przez WidzeCoPiszesz
http://w3.netwars.pl/forumview.php?t=101850#2744419
jak ktos przebije #71 i #109 z tego topicu to jest gosc :)
Ale wolno odpisują ci ludzie :/
myslalem, ze koles dluzej poklika, ale i tak byl wmiare cierpliwy
You: somebody wanna kill me
You: i am scRE
Stranger: ohhh
You: can u helpe me ?
Stranger: its your shadow
You: hmm
You: maybe
You: what can i do ?
You: i am really scare
Stranger: are you that bad that sombody will kill you ?
You: hmy i once stiil cookies
You: ;f
Stranger: what is your sin?
You: maybe for this he wanna kill me
Stranger: i dont get you
Stranger: what are you telling
You: shit he is going
You: i hear him
Stranger: mm your life your toubles
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Hehe ja właśnie sobie gadam z jakąś Tajwanką, nawet mi zdjęcie przysłała :D Nazywa się 小婕 陳 xD
scRE//scare => scared
stiil => steal => stole
A o skladni nie wspomne.
Tak wogole wymiatasz z angielskiego.
I chuj Ci do tego? "W ogóle" wymiataczu z polskiego.
Zmieniony 2009-07-09 12:49:57 przez splesniak
woooow, wiem, ze lamie w angielskim, moze dlatego ze sie go nie ucze -,-
ale z tym "scRe" to juz mozna sie domyslec, ze to literowka -,-
+3 do czepiania sie -,-
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: from ?
Stranger: usa
You: nice 2 meet u ;)
Stranger: u 2
You: whats up ?
Stranger: drubk as hell
You: ^^
You: a party ?:D
Stranger: ^_____&
You: do u know starcraft ?
Stranger: ke ke ke
You: ??
Stranger: zerg ruh
Stranger: dammit aldaris
You: hah ;]
You: i play protoss
You: do u know iccup ?:D
Stranger: yup
You: lol
You: whats ur nickname there ?
Stranger: naacpsux
You: ur best rank ?
Stranger: ya know what, fuck all that bullshit
You: ??
You: nickname 'naacpsux' doesnt exist man..
Stranger: durrr
You: ??
Stranger: ya know what, just fuck it
You: ok
Stranger: fuck starcraft
You: ^^ok;]
Stranger: ^_________________^
Stranger: I HAVE A PENIS
You: so do I
You: POLAND !
Stranger: no way?
You: POLAND !
You: POLANDDDD !
Stranger: what the..?
You: POLAND ! ! !
Stranger: RUSSIA
Stranger: YOU FUCKING DIE
You: FUCK RUSSIA
You: HAHAHA !
Stranger: RUSSIA FUCK POLAND
You: really ?
Stranger: yeah
You: why
Stranger: we got the big guns
Stranger: you got polish people
Stranger: yeah
You: why
Stranger: we got the big guns
Stranger: you got polish people
Stranger: we own you
You: realy ?
You: netwars will own u
Stranger: star wars own us
You: ye
You: netwars>starwars
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Zmieniony 2009-07-09 13:04:37 przez FreeDom
You: POLAND !
Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA
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DZieki 4/5 z matury elo pozdro.
Zmieniony 2009-07-09 16:22:49 przez ZergManner
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i m 22male
Stranger: u
You: im 25 male 20 cm
You: wanna cam to cam?
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Stranger: hi , are you a korean ?
You: not buy i play starcraft
You: you know what i will do, if i will see you with out hand ?
You: I will lough and reload my gun xDDDDDDDDdddddd
Stranger: Cocolino is your father
KO xD
KOLES RZADZI xD
Stranger: wait i'm not finished
You: you have to
Stranger: i raped your dog yesterday
You: i cant press disc
You: yes he told me
You: he was pleased
Stranger: i'll send u the bill
Stranger: he didn't pay me
You: than you are bitch of my DOG
You: WELL DONE xD
Zmieniony 2009-07-09 18:29:07 przez vA.Pershing
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